Well, no. One of my favourite British groomng brands, Bulldog, has actually gone and launched a brand new shower product called (cue sniggers) ‘Golden Shower Gel’. I know.
Can you imagine the meeting that took place to discuss the name? “Okay, so our new shower gel contains 24k gold leaf to exfoliate skin. Any suggestions?”
Exec 1: “I like the idea of a Golden Shower!”
Exec 2: “Mmmm, me too!”
Exec 3: “As a giver or a receiver?”
Still, I guess we must at least be thankful that the advertising slogan wasn’t ‘All Men Love a Golden Shower’. If that had been the case I’d have probably wet myself.
Bulldog’s Golden Shower is available from April 1st. The launch date, I suspect, is very significant!