Just read an interesting article that says that fake fragrances (you know, the ones that come out of a suitcase on Oxford St and are called things like Modernity by Calvin Kloon) may contain such unexpected ingredients as antifreeze, bacteria and (my favourite) urine. Whilst I applaud the use of such novel top notes (you can’t use bergamot all the time after all) I’m not entirely sure it’ll catch on as a trend.  Mind you, I’ve often smelled so-called ‘legit’ fragrances that  had a distinct whiff of urine about them too, so what do I know?

Which reminds me, where did I put that bottle of Intimately Beckham?