Most of the unsolicited emails I get from PRs (not to mention a few of the solicited ones) are absolute bollocks  but one I got today from the ASDA PR instantly attracted my attention for it read: “George at ASDA prevent men’s beer bellies.” And not only that, they can help with your moobs too.

The solution, dear readers, is the Body Sculpt Vest, a countouring garment for men which claims to give you an instant six pack (I’ll believe that when I see it) and manage your moobs. Now, my own man breasts might not be on a par with that cleaning woman from I’m A Celebrity but I’m certainly at trainer bra status so can’t wait to give this a go. And it’s only £7 too!  All I need now is a pair of contouring pants to reduce the size of my…