Can you believe that tennis ace Andre Agassi actually wore a wig during the 1990 French Open? Confessing all in his new autobiography he says: “During the warming-up training before play I prayed. Not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off.”

And as a baldie myself I  sympathise, I really do. But answer me this: who in hell actually opts to wear a wig in the shape of a really bad mullet?